“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”
I JUST LAGUHED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS
when i was
took me into a warehouse
to chop of my left hand
she said “patrick
now we have
that goddamned stinkin suitcase
and now your band is ours”
she said “now we
will feed them
and drug them till they’re sleeping
so we can tie them up
then in alone
we’ll make you
part of our evil scheming
to destroy rock and roll”
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Ridiculously cute boy 10’clock
awe he’s sneezing
turn around again so i can see your damn face again
I said turn around asshole
SHIT FUCK NO NOT LIKE THIS NOT WHEN IM TAKING A PIC GOD NO
guys stop reblogging this what if he has a tumblr
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!
Can we be included in this!?
Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.
dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet